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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny

Week of January 15th, 2009


(August 23-September 22)
"Dear Rob: I have the golden eggs. They're shiny and big and beautiful. That's the good news. The bad news is that they're taking waaayyyyy too long to hatch. I've been giving them all the love and care I can possibly spare -- keeping them warm, playing them Mozart symphonies, thinking good thoughts toward them -- but they're still just sitting there inert. Any suggestions to speed up the process? -Impatient Virgo." Dear Impatient: From my understanding, the golden eggs are valuable exactly as they are now. You really don't need them to hatch yet.

This week, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES feature Part 3 of my long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2009. Tune in! Start brainstorming about the adventures that could be in store for you in the coming months. (P.S. Part 1 and Part 2 of your Year-End Predictions, which I offered the last two weeks, are also still available.)