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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny

Week of March 20th, 2008


(December 22-January 19)
You would stir up exciting changes in your approach to life in you took time in the next few weeks to find out more about the crowning achievements of your most intriguing ancestors. It will also be a favorable time for you to engage in dreamy conversations with the historical figures you admire most, and to muse in luxurious detail on memories of events that were crucial in making you who you are. For extra credit, have fun imagining who you were in your last two incarnations. The past has gifts to give you, Capricorn. Go gather them up.

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I like to fantasize about my ideal world. I dream of people being rewarded financially in direct proportion to how much beauty they create. I envision convenience stores that sell sacred books and wise elders who sit around out front dispensing jocular oracles. I think of what it would be like to belong to a tribe of spiritual laughaholics whose prayers were expressed in the form of goofy dances. What about you? I'm hoping you'll read this testimony and be inspired to conjure up a burst of your own fresh, hot fantasies. It's the perfect astrological moment to heal yourself by liberating your joyous imagination.
The preceding oracle comes from my book, PRONOIA Is the Antidote for Paranoia: How the Whole World Is Conspiring to Shower You with Blessings. It's available at Amazon or Powells.