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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny


Week of June 1st, 2006

♉ TAURUS

(April 20-May 20)
According to my reading of the astrological omens, you now have the best opportunity in a long time to promote yourself without turning into a manipulative huckster or soul-shrunken sell-out. At least temporarily, you have immunity from the phoniness that might infect anyone else who pushed her wares and services as hard as you can push them in the coming weeks. Please take advantage of this grace period to make sure the world knows how valuable you are.


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Say this: "I am a genius. I am a lucky plucky good-sucking genius."
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