Prayer Warriors Standing By

The Televisionary Oracle presents



ARGUMENTS WITH GOD!



Our trained Prayer Warriors are standing by, ready to study the
protests and complaints you desperately want God to hear. Send your
mad, rebellious, poignant, ingenious appeals and benedictions to us
now!



Be assured that our Prayer Warriors have not only received extensive
training in the language of God-- they have pull with the Supreme
Being Herself!



That's right! Every one of our Prayer Warriors has been on speaking
terms with God for at least 10,000 years (over the course of many
incarnations, of course)! And now YOU can have them working on your
behalf!



The trained professionals at ARGUMENTS WITH GOD! will study your pleas
and telepathically relay them to God from the profound depths of their
meditations -- in the most eloquent possible language -- within 72
hours! Deliver your howl to beautyandtruth@freewillastrology.com.