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Every Tuesday, beginning at a minute after midnight Central Time, I make available to you a fresh slate of spoken-word meditations for each sign. They're not rehashes of my written column, but provide a very different approach to the cosmic omens.

Averaging four minutes in length, these love letters for your ears are both spacious and down-to-earth. They bring out the friendly therapist in me, and callers frequently testify that they are both calming and inspiring. They are here.

Cost is $7 per sun sign reading, with discounts for multiple purchases


If you want your personal chart done, I recommend a colleague whose approach to reading astrology charts closely matches my own. She's my wife, RO LOUGHRAN. We've been enjoying regular conversations about astrology since 1989! Her website is here.

Ro utilizes a blend of well-trained intuition, emotional warmth, and technical proficiency in horoscope interpretation. She is skilled at exploring the mysteries of your life's purpose and nurturing your connection with your own inner wisdom.

In addition to over 30 years of astrological experience, Ro has been a licensed psychotherapist for 17 years. She integrates psychological insight with astrology's cosmological perspective.

Ro is based in California, but can do phone consultations and otherwise work with you regardless of geographic boundaries.

Check out Ro's website.


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If you would like to contribute to me and my well-being, please visit my Gift Page. Give your gift via the "Friends and Family" option.

Daily Horoscopes

Some people don't know that I write daily horoscopes, available as text messages sent to your cell or smart phone.

They're shorter than the weekly 'scopes, but on the other hand they're more frequent -- every day of the week.

My weekly horoscopes are free, but the dailies cost about 67 cents a day if you sign up for a subscription.

If you think you might enjoy getting regular bursts of inspiration from me to illuminate your adventures, check them out.

Go to Register or log in. On the new page, click on "Subscribe / Renew" under "Daily Text Message Horoscopes" in the right-hand column.

Image credit: "Monks in Waterfalls" by Dang Ngo

Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia

Get the new edition, Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia: How the Whole World Is Conspiring to Shower You with Blessings: Revised and Expanded

"Brezsny's horoscopes are like little valentines, buoyant and spilling over with mischievousness. They're a soul prognosis." —The New York Times


The Televisionary Oracle

THE TELEVISIONARY ORACLE is a blend of novel, docu-fiction memoir, guerrilla media rant, and mystery school manifesto. Every one of us lives a hero's or heroine's journey, and this is the story of mine.

To indulge your curiosity about THE TELEVISIONARY ORACLE or to find out if it's something you'd enjoy, go here

This is what novelist TOM ROBBINS (author of "Another Roadside Attraction," "Jitterbug Perfume," "Skinny Legs and All," and "Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates") had to say about me and my writings:


World Entertainment War - Give Too Much

GIVE TOO MUCH, a music CD by me and my band WORLD ENTERTAINMENT WAR, is packed with 24 tracks of uproarious grooves, unpredictable hooks, and intriguing lyrics. Unlike Stephen King and Amy Tan playing in The Remainders, their writers' joke band, this is not something I do as a hobby. It's a deep collaboration into which I've put my heart and soul.

To indulge your curiosity about GIVE TOO MUCH or to find out if it's something you'd enjoy, go here.