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DEAR BEAUTY AND TRUTH FANS,

I have four creations for sale:

my most recent book, the revised and expanded edition of PRONOIA IS THE ANTIDOTE FOR PARANOIA: How the Whole World Is Conspiring to Shower You with Blessings

my second book, THE TELEVISIONARY ORACLE

my music CD, GIVE TOO MUCH.

my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES. A new batch appears once a week on Tuesday night.

To read excerpts from PRONOIA, go here.

THE TELEVISIONARY ORACLE is a blend of novel, docu-fiction memoir, guerrilla media rant, and mystery school manifesto. Every one of us lives a hero's or heroine's journey, and this is the story of mine.

To indulge your curiosity about THE TELEVISIONARY ORACLE or to find out if it's something you'd enjoy, go here

This is what novelist TOM ROBBINS (author of "Another Roadside Attraction," "Jitterbug Perfume," "Skinny Legs and All," and "Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates") had to say about me and my writings:

'I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE OF AMERICAN LITERATURE AND ITS NAME IS ROB BREZSNY."


GIVE TOO MUCH, a music CD by me and my band WORLD ENTERTAINMENT WAR, is packed with 24 tracks of uproarious grooves, unpredictable hooks, and intriguing lyrics. Unlike Stephen King and Amy Tan playing in The Remainders, their writers' joke band, this is not something I do as a hobby. It's a deep collaboration into which I've put my heart and soul.

To indulge your curiosity about GIVE TOO MUCH or to find out if it's something you'd enjoy, go here.

You can buy THE TELEVISIONARY ORACLE here or here.

You can buy GIVE TOO MUCH here.

or you can listen to mp3 versions of most of the songs on GIVE TOO MUCH here.


My EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES

Every Tuesday, beginning at a minute after midnight Central Time, I make available to you a fresh slate of spoken-word meditations for each sign. They're not rehashes of my written column, but provide a very different approach to the cosmic omens. Averaging four minutes in length, these love letters for your ears are both spacious and down-to-earth. They bring out the friendly therapist in me, and callers frequently testify that they are both calming and inspiring.

To purchase access from anywhere in the world for an audio reading via the Web, go here.

Cost is $6 per sun sign reading.

Internet Explorer 5.0 or higher is recommended for Windows users. Firefox is recommended for Mac users.

If you prefer the telephone method, my Expanded Audio Horoscope can always be heard in the U.S and Canada via phone by dialing this numbers:

1-877-873-4888

In the U.S., you can also access the horoscopes by phone here:

1-900-950-7700

Cost is $1.99 per minute.


You've got to be 18 years of age or older. Touchtone phone is required. The horoscopes are updated every Tuesday and are available around the clock.

Having problems? Write to freewillastrology@sparkns.com.

 
 
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