Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny
Week of April 3rd, 2025

♓ PISCES
(February 19-March 20)
The earliest humans used bones and pebbles to assist in arithmetic calculations. Later, they got help from abacuses and crude mechanical devices. Electronic calculators didn’t arrive until the 1960s. All were efforts to bypass tedious reckonings. All were ingenious attempts to manage necessary details that weren’t much fun. In that spirit, I encourage you to seek time-saving, boredom-preventing innovations in the coming weeks. Now is an excellent time to maximize your spacious ability to do things you love to do.
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Breaking News! I have extended the time when you can listen to my three-part, in-depth Explorations of Your Long-Range Future. Would you like some inspiration as you muse and wonder about your upcoming adventures during the rest of 2025? Do you long to slip out of your habitual thoughts about your life and get a more transcendent view?
To access the Expanded Audio Horoscopes, register and/or sign in here, and choose from Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3 of the "Long-Term Prediction for 2025." Each part is a standalone report, not dependent on the other two.
The cost is $7 per horoscope. There are discounts if you buy multiple tokens. Each Long-Range, Big-Picture Audio Forecast is 7 to 11 minutes long. You can also listen to a short-term audio horoscope for the coming week!
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Breaking News! I have extended the time when you can listen to my three-part, in-depth Explorations of Your Long-Range Future. Would you like some inspiration as you muse and wonder about your upcoming adventures during the rest of 2025? Do you long to slip out of your habitual thoughts about your life and get a more transcendent view?
To access the Expanded Audio Horoscopes, register and/or sign in here, and choose from Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3 of the "Long-Term Prediction for 2025." Each part is a standalone report, not dependent on the other two.
The cost is $7 per horoscope. There are discounts if you buy multiple tokens. Each Long-Range, Big-Picture Audio Forecast is 7 to 11 minutes long. You can also listen to a short-term audio horoscope for the coming week!