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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny


Week of September 28th, 2023

♉ TAURUS

(April 20-May 20)
Taurus comedian Kevin James confesses, "I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot." Many of us could make a similar admission. The good news, Taurus, is that your anxieties in the coming weeks will be the "piece of seaweed" variety, not the great white shark. Go ahead and scream if you need to—hey, we all need to unleash a boisterous yelp or howl now and then—but then relax.

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I have just published my first new book in 14 years: ASTROLOGY IS REAL: Revelations from My Life as an Oracle

Back in 2009, I put out Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia. It's great to finally be able to offer you some new inspirational fun! As always, thank you for reading my stuff!