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Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny
Week of December 29th, 2022
♍ VIRGO
(August 23-September 22)
How should we refer to your romantic adventures in 2023? We could be whimsical and call them "Ritual Mating Dances on the Outskirts of History." We could be melodramatic and call them "Diving into the Deep Dark Mysteries in Search of Sexy Treasures." Or we could be hopeful and call them "A Sacred Pilgrimage to the Frontiers of Intimacy." I think there's a good chance that all three titles will turn out to be apt descriptors of the interesting stories ahead of you—especially if you're brave as you explore the possibilities.
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Would you like to brainstorm about the stories that may be in store for you in the coming months?
This week and the next two weeks, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES will feature long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2023. Tune in!
Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 1."
The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $7 per sign. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each forecast is 7 to 9 minutes long.
P.S. You can still access last week's sneak-peek at 2023. In these expanded audio horoscopes, I describe some major themes I think you'll be working and playing with in 2023. After you register and/or log in, click on "Last Week (Dec. 20, 2022)."
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Would you like to brainstorm about the stories that may be in store for you in the coming months?
This week and the next two weeks, my EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES will feature long-range, in-depth explorations of your destiny in 2023. Tune in!
Register and/or log in through the main page, and then click on the link "Long Range Prediction, Part 1."
The cost for the Expanded Audio Horoscopes is $7 per sign. (There are discounts for multiple purchases.) Each forecast is 7 to 9 minutes long.
P.S. You can still access last week's sneak-peek at 2023. In these expanded audio horoscopes, I describe some major themes I think you'll be working and playing with in 2023. After you register and/or log in, click on "Last Week (Dec. 20, 2022)."
