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Prayer for You
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Relax, You Genius!
Relax. Place yourself in a comfortable position and begin to relax. Breathe sweetly and deeply. Let all tension drain out of your head and neck and shoulders. Feel the constricted energy leaving your chest and belly and pelvis. All the psychic gunk in your beautiful body is now pouring out your feet and into the good earth. Concentrate on relaxing even more profoundly. Breathe even more sweetly. And as you do, please visualize in your mind's eye that you are gathered with the people you love and trust most. Visualize that you are all together in the place where you feel most at home in the world. Imagine that you are being flooded with a robust sense of well-being that allows you to feel utterly at peace and alertly excited at the same time. And now imagine that all blockages to your divine charisma have begun to be removed. An abundant flow of creative ideas is moving through you easily and effortlessly. Your special genius is about to be unleashed, allowing you to express your true potential in the days and weeks to come. And please repeat the following affirmation after me: "I am a Genius." Now say it again with uproarious, delirious conviction: "I AM A GENIUS." You are finally beginning to realize that you have always been a genius. There is no reason to pretend otherwise any longer. And yet there are still a few silly doubts lingering in your subconscious mind. Those doubts must be extinguished. And so I invite you now to join me in repeating several ancient and sacred affirmations that will burn away all remaining barriers to you becoming the genius you were born to be. Please repeat after me: "I know the difference between wise suffering and stupid suffering." And please repeat after me: "I am so in tune with my own destiny that I can be myself even when I am beside myself." And please repeat after me: "YAYALALAGAGAHAHAHAHAHA! YAYALALAGAGAHAHAHAHAHA! YAYALALAGAGAHAHAHAHAHA!" And please repeat after me: "I can have anything I want if I will just ask for it in an unselfish way." And now as we bask here in this state of grace and poise I invite you to join me in chanting the ultimate mantra, the motto that supersedes all other rules to live by, and that is: "Lust globally and make love locally!" |
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© 1995-2008 -- Rob Brezsny. All rights reserved
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